Mga Simpleng Banat

ITO ANG BANAT..

"kung alam ko lang na darating ka sa buhay ko
sinundo na sana kita Ayeeh.. :)"
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"banat ng mga manginginom.. kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ilalagay ko malakas sumipa pero sa puso ang tama :)"
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"kung hindi nya masuklian ang pagmamahal na binigbigay mo sa kanya...
lista mo lang ako magbabayad"
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"alamo ba pinagkaiba mo sa halaman?
ang halaman nakatanim sa lupa
ikaw naka tanim sa puso ko.."
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"natalo ako sa spelling Contest
kc nung pina spell yung "INSPIRATION" pangalan mo nalagay ko :)
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kahit di mo ako gusto ok lang... basta ako gusto kita..
PROMISE!!! Mamatay man yung taong gusto mo NGAYON NA.. hehe..
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sa dinami dami ng salita dito sa mundo "IKAW"
ang pinaka paborito ko
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ayaw kong may mangyari sayo
pero pag may nangyari satin ok lang.☺
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sana sibuyas ka nalang. para kung umiyak man ako dahil sayo,
at least tinadtad naman kita ng kutsilyo.
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ang puso ko dati parang farm, ang daming hayop.
pero ngayon, COW na lang.
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ang PAG-IBIG parang Plants VS. Zombies lang yan.
BINAKURAN mo na nga, inaaAswang pa ng iba
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minsan gusto kong kantahin ang LUPANG HINIRANG sayo..
para kahit papaano malamn mong..
BUHAY ay LANGIT SA PILING MO..
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I am very important!
but this "I" can never achieve
"s_ccess" without u
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buti pa ang bagyo may PAG-ASA
tayo kaya meron?
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masasabi mo bang bobo ako
kung IKAW lang laman ng utak ko?
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everyone says,
you only fall in love once,
but that's not true
because everytime
I see you
I fall in love
all over again
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"QOUTE"

"kahit gaano ka pa kagaling magpayo sa isang relasyon,
magiging bobo ka pa din kapag ikaw na ang nasa sitwasyon."
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"You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when no one is watching"
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"We come to love by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"
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"If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circle go on ferever"
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"Today i caught myself smiling for no reason. Then I realized I was thinking about you"
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"Winning doesn't always being 1st. Winning means you're doing better than you've done b4."
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"Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."
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"Huwag mong bibitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hinahawakan ng iba"
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"Huwag mong hahawakan ang isang bagay kung bibitawan mo rin lang pala"
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"Fear only exists to those who believe in it"
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"Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened."
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"I Love you not only for what you are, but for who I am when I'm with you."
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"If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
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"What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny, and me, I call it You.."
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"I'm trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don't know how to let you go."
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"Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. you always to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you."
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"If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot."
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"Someone asked me, "Have you ever fallen inlove?" Then I answered, "Of course, once." Then they asked me another question: "Did it hurt?" I thought of you and told them "Yes, very much"
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"When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over."
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"If Dreaming is the only way to be with you, Then I Will never open my eyes."
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freedom is not voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed; Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr.
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FIRST LOVE
might not be your last.
but that's ok.
--cho chang--
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A QUOTE TO LIVE BY

"Ang mabigat ay gumagaan kapag binitawan"
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If you're born poor
it's not your fault

but if you die poor..
it's your fault...
-bill gates-
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ibigay ang lahat
hindi ibigay ang sobra.
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paano ka tatanggapin?
hindi ka pa nga pinipili
ikaw na yung unang umaayaw?
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Sa klase
Guro: kung kayo ay nagka3rd eye
saan nyo ilalagay at bakti?
(maraming sumagot, pero isa lang ang tumayo)
Juan: sa puso ko po.. para hindi aq mabulag
sa pag-ibig na hindi naman totoo..
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How can I believe on the word
BELIEVE, when there's a LIE in the center?
When there's an END at the End of every FRIEND.
and there's OVER in every LOVER.
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an inspiring fact to bear in mind:
Mathematics may not teach us to breath oxygen
and exhale carbon dioxide, or to love a friend
and to forgive an enemy, but it gives us every
reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
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the sweetest scene you could ever witness on earth is
watching the 1 you love sleeping... and keeps saying your name
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Before you can find someone worth finding..
you must become someone worth being found..
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the man's principle:
to see is to Believe.
but GOD says
Believe and you will see..
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when I stand before God at he end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, I used everything you gave me.
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ang STIFF NECK ay isang paalala na
kapag lumingonggggg ka pa. MASAKIT..
kaya wag ng balikan ang nakaraan para hindi na nasasaktan.
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Learn to let go the things that are not supposed to hold on to.
they made u happy once, but maybe this time, they're meant to
make someone else happier... this is the fact.
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We always wait for the right time,
not knowing that each time is right..
we keep looking forward for tomorrow, but really,
there's no better time to be happy but now..
happiness can't be found at he end of the road.
it's the journey itself that matters..
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I guess, SPIDERMAN wasn't kidding when he said:
"no matter how much goodness you've done to them,
they will still hurt you!
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the 1st person who's on your mind on the moment
you open your eyes after a long sleep is the
reason either of your happiness or pain.
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sometimes, I forget to thank the people who make my life
.happy in their own simple ways.
sometimes, I fail to tell them how much I appreciate them
.for being a part of my life.
today is just an ordinary day.
nothing really special. but hey!
thank you.. you are GOD given.
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PICK-UP LINES

"boy: floor Wax ka ba?
girl: bakit?
boy: kc I LOVE YOU
girl: anong konek?
boy: ay nadulas ako :)"
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"dictionary kba? kc you give meaning into my life"
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"chiller kba (font style)?
kc nangiginig ako pag nanjan ka.
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"Kung dictionary ka cguro hindi mo ko mahahanap kahit saan mang page, kc wala naman akong meaning sau eh!"
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"Sapatos ka ba? kc Kahit san ka magpunta, lagi mo ko kasama."
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"Bangin kba? kc nahuhulog ako sau"
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"Tinurukan ka ba ng Anesthesia? Bakit hindi mo maramdamang mahal kita?"
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"Sana camera na lang ako Para ngitian mo naman ako "
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"Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko"
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"Grabe, ang dami na ng mga pick-up lines ngayon.Wala na nga akong maisip na iba Kundi ikaw"
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"Nag Warm-up kna b? kc tumatakbo k nanaman sa isip ko"
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"Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you"
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"Bangin ka ba? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa ’yo"
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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?"
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"I forgot your name.Can I call you ‘mine’?"
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"Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita."
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"Kapag diniretso ko ba ‘tong daan na ito diretso din ba sa puso mo?"
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"Nang makita kita para akong na trapik sa EDSA, I can't move on."
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"Miss trashcan ka ba? Tinatanggap mo ba ang isang basurang tulad ko?"
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"Pwede bang tayo na lang? Kakapagod na kasi umupo eh."
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"Lakwatsera ka ba? Kasi hanggang sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka."
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glue kba?
ang glue mo kc kausap..
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drugs kb?
kc mula ng mag break tayo
gumanda na buhay ko ☺
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SIMPLENG PANG BARA

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before
woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Realy? But would you stay there?
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Man: Sabihin mong mahal mo ako
Woman: Mahal mo ako
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Man: Ikaw lang ang nagiisang babae sa buhay ko
Woman: Wala ka bang nanay?
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Man: I Love you and I would die for You
Woman: Weeewwww How soon?
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Man: Pwede ba umakyat ng ligaw?
Woman: Sorry, wala kaming stairs..
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Man: May i hold your hand?
Woman: No, thanks! Di naman sya heavy
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Hey! Baby, What's your sign?
Woman: Danger
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Man: C'mmn. Dont be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay. Get Out!
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Man: Can I have your Name?
Woman: Don't you already have one?
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you!
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BEST ADVIce

kapag tinanong ka ng Manliligaw MO,
kung CHOCOLATE o BULAKLAK?
be PRACTICAL.. BIGAS, MEN, BIGAS!!!

JOKES

143 means?

Do u want to know

what it means?

Press Down...

It means

ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE.

Tomorrow I will teach u 144..

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Judge:

why did you shoot ur wife

instead of shooting her lovers?

Man:

your honor,

it's easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

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boy: sir apply akong sundalo

officer: hindi pwede! ang dami

mong sirang ngipin bunig bungi ka pa.

boy: bakit sir? and gyera ba ngayon e kagatan na?

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GENIUS VS BOBO

Genius: uy bobo, kada tanong ko

na di mo masagot, bigyan mo ko ng

5 piso, pero kada tanong mo na di ko masagot,

5 libo bibigay ko!

Bobo: oki!

Genius: ok, ilan ang isla sa Pilipinas?

Bobo: (inabot ang 5 piso)

Bobo: ok ako naman, anong hayop na 3 ang paa,

at pagkatapos umakyat ng bundok, 4 na paa?

(ginawa ng genius ang lahat pero di masagot

ang katanungan...)

Genius: o ayan 5 libo! pakshet!

Genius: ano ba ang sagot sa tanong mo?

Bobo: (inabot ang 5 piso)

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(sa isang jee)

pasahero: manong di pa ba tayo aalis?

driver: maya-maya pa wala pang laman

pasahero: ano tawag nyo sakin? SABAW!?

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(baling ng pag-ibig.)

Boy: mahal kita!

Girl: ibaling mo nalang sa iba ang nararamdaman

mo sakin.

Boy: hala! kababaling lang eh, ibabaling na

naman..

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We learn from our mistakes.

the more mistakes,

the more we learn.

so kung zero ka sa exam, hanep!

ang dami mong natutunan!

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Kung may DEATH PENALTY

para sa mga mahilig mangaliwa,

Tingin mo BUHAY kapa Kaya? hahaha!!

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kapag ang "LALAKE"matagal sa CR

malamang naglalaro ng "angry birds"

pero kapag ang Babae ang matagal sa CR.

naghaharvest ng "FARMVILLE"

pero kung BABAE at LALAKE na ang nag tagal sa CR

Aba. "PLANTS VS ZOMBIE" na yun.. :)

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Jingoy: Dad, 22o bang may side effect ang viagra?

Erap: ana sa harap effect nyan hindi sa side!!!

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GIRL: Hoy! maglaba ka nga

BOY: Aba ako paglalabahin mo? HIWALAY na to!

GIRL: anong sabi mo? hiwalay na tayo? aba edi go

BOY: hiwalay ang PUTI sa de kulay at sisimulan

ko na maglaba

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GIRL: Iiwan na kita, may iba na ako.

BOY: Grabe ka naman ako nga matagal ng may iba.

iniwan ba kita?

Mga Simpleng Banat

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